Goodbye, 2024. Hello, 2025! Kick off the year with a laugh (or two) by telling these hilarious New Year's jokes.

Okay, so we’re halfway through the year. How are you doing on those New Year’s resolutions? Not so good? That's okay — try ...

My New Year’s resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year’s resolutions I remember 2022 like it was yesterday I already have a date for New Year’s Eve — Dec. 31.

Ring in 2025 with these funny New Year's jokes and corny one-liners for kids and adults. ... My New Year's resolution was to become a gold prospector. But it didn't pan out.

Financial New Year's resolutions that focus on paying down debt also vary by generation. Among respondents whose primary objective is to pay down debt in the New Year, 55% are focused on reducing ...

While nearly half of Americans make New Year's resolutions, only about 25% of people actually stay committed to their resolutions after just 30 days, according to Columbia University. And even ...

new year’s resolution no more dick jokes it’s gonna be really hard. Carpenter is known for being pretty NSFW. Between the positions for her song “Juno, ...

These funny New Year's quotes ... “My New Year’s resolution list usually starts with the desire to lose between 10 and 3,000 pounds.” —Nia Vardalos. ... New Year’s Jokes to Make You Laugh.