Yes, the economy is collapsing and soon we'll have to eat dirt and live in houses made of whatever dirt we haven't eaten yet, BUT some dude made ...

She isn't a real life red-shelled Koopa Troopa -- she's just wearing a 3D-printed prosthesis. See, Cleo the tortoise suffers from pyramiding, which means her shell has thick, pyramid-like growths ...

RC Koopa Shells made by 3D printer will make everything better. ... Michael Curry has been out of a job for a while but he did happen to have a massive 3D printer at his disposal.