Short, Funny Dad Quotes to Crack Him Up It doesn't take a lot of words to make a dad laugh, especially if the quote sums up the fatherhood experience in a hilarious way. Dad: Spider-killing superhero.

Being in love with you has me feeling like a fool. Just call me your personal jester. The feeling of love hits me like I'm in a boxing match when I'm with you. And I must say, you've knocked me out ...

These funny family quotes will do just the trick—and get a few laughs! Skip to main content. ... “Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, ...

These funny New Year's quotes (and sarcastic New Year's quotes) will get plenty of laughs. Skip to main content. ... New Year’s can also bring some serious stress.