Long, cylindrical bulbs. Perhaps handmade by Cistercian monks on a mountaintop in Montana. I voted for Clinton, so I’m an elitist, but still. We use regular old G.E. light bulbs.

"I thought I was dying," the actor, 48, who was accidentally stabbed in the neck with a cylindrical light bulb during a so-called "death match" with Nick Gage, tells PEOPLE in this week's issue.

It's simplest to attach the flowers to ones with small, cylindrical bulbs, but strings with larger bulbs will also work. As for egg cartons, any type will do.