What, precisely, is your problem meatsacks? It’s me of course, your humble magnificent Disembodied Narratorbot X-15735. I’M your problem. Well, that and the sliding ennui of your grinding existences ...

It starts with money, of course. A demand, in fact, for rent. When Multiversity was first conceived, the credit crunch, brought in by the rentier class’ insatiable demand for unearned money, had only ...