"It's my favourite holiday because you can trespass on a stranger's property and make a non-negotiable demand without getting ...

We’ve collected more than 100 of the best funny one-liners that are short, sharp and easy to deliver. And just to keep you on your toes, we threw a couple puns and jokes into the mix too!

The 4th of July marks the day our country gained independence, but we wouldn't be here without the sacrifices of our ...