The Onion Bagel is a satirical column for The Statesman. Not to be dramatic, but I’m starting to rethink all my life choices.

Right on schedule — and as they had done countless times before — pundits of the center left followed up the Democratic Party ...

The budget proposal seeks a sweeping restructuring of the nation’s domestic priorities reflective of the president's first ...

Skinny” funding prioritizes a focus on Moon and Mars missions over science and projects characterized as “grossly expensive.” ...

The former agency directors say current employees will face an “impossible task” to maintain service just as hurricane season ...

Congressional Republicans are looking to cut hundreds of billions of dollars in spending, which could impact Medicaid.

On April 25, student teams representing every academic department on campus presented the results of their senior theses ...

A startup founder told a Palantir alumni Slack group that AI agents could do the work of tens of thousands of government ...

For weeks, no one could tell Dr. Charles DeCarli whether the $53 million grant powering his lab’s ambitious dementia research ...

President Trump’s sudden cuts to hard-won federal grants are disrupting research and forcing scientists to face difficult ...

Many of my students don’t see the value of academic writing, particularly when AI can produce passable essays in seconds. Many arrived in college with minimal experience in revision, deep engagement ...

Stevens students are playing a crucial role in safeguarding the future of New Jersey’s shoreline. Jon Miller, a research associate professor, is helping lead the charge. As a Stevens undergraduate ...