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Reader's Digest The funniest last words Have you ever heard a joke so funny, you said it killed you? You’re in good company. The 15 wisecrackers on this list are princesses and playwrights ...

1."I am the primary income earner in my household, and did the majority of the work to buy our house — filled out mortgage ...