But I’m like, Oh, man, it’s so easy to discredit me as like some dumb bro. That bummed me out. But then you just keep on truckin’, man. A few days later, Andrew and I talked again.

For two years, a young black bear roamed Michigan with a lid to a 55-gallon drum stuck around its neck. It was no doubt annoying for the 110-pound bear, but it was mostly all the 2-year-old cub knew.